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Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide who’s going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one.
　　"Break it to her gently," they all urge.
　　"Leave it to me," he says. When Smith’s wife comes to the door, Anderson says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
　　"How much?" the wife yells, eyes blazing. "Tell him to drop dead!"
　　
　　
　　
　　六个家伙在打扑克，其中一人Smith在一把输了500美元后捂着胸口翻倒在地，翘辫子了。其他人见状决定抽稻草决定谁去告诉他老婆。Anderson抽到了最短的一根。
　　
　　“说的委婉点”其他人这么告诉他。
　　
　　“没问题”，他说，当Smith夫人进来时他说：“你老公刚打牌输了500美元”
　　
　　“多少？？”她老婆尖叫着，眼睛都要喷出火来：“让他去死！！”