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Spiritual IT. Installing Love
　　
　　 Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
　　 Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to
　　 install
　　 Love. Can you guide me though the process?
　　
　　 Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
　　
　　 Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m
　　 ready.
　　 What Do I do first?
　　
　　 Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you
　　 located?
　　 Your Heart?
　　
　　 Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs
　　 running now.
　　 Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
　　
　　 Tech Support: What programs are running?
　　
　　 Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,
　　 Grudge and
　　 Resentment running right now.
　　 Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt
　　 from
　　 Your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
　　 memory but it will no longer disrupt other
　　 programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a
　　 module of its own called High
　　 Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge
　　 and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love
　　 from being properly installed.
　　 Can you turn those off?
　　 Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell
　　 me how?
　　 Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
　　 Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
　　 and Resentment have been completely erased.
　　 Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is
　　 that normal?
　　
　　 Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
　　 program. You need to begin connecting to other
　　 Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
　　
　　 Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says,
　　 "Error
　　 -Program not run on external components."
　　 What should I do?
　　
　　 Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is
　　 set up to
　　 run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.
　　 In non-technical terms, it simply means
　　 you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
　　
　　 Customer: So, what should I do?
　　
　　 Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the
　　 following
　　 files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and acknowledge your
　　 Limitations.
　　
　　 Customer: Okay, done.
　　
　　 Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The
　　 system will overwrite any conflicting
　　 files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to
　　 delete
　　 Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your
　　 Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
　　 gone and never comes back.
　　
　　 Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.
　　 Smileis
　　 playing on my monitor and Peace and
　　 Contentment is copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this
　　 normal?
　　
　　
　　 Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but
　　 eventually
　　 everything gets it at the proper time.
　　 So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang
　　 up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give
　　 it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in
　　 turn share
　　 it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
　　
　　 Customer: Thank you, God.