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One a day I’m gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."
　　She brings me only one piece.
　　I tell her: "I wanna two piece."
　　She says: "Go to the toilet."
　　I say: "You no understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."
　　She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!"
　　I don’t even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.
　　
　　Later.
　　I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."
　　She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."
　　I tell her: "You no understand? I wanna the fork at the table."
　　She says: "You better not fuck at the table you son of a bitch!"
　　
　　So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet."
　　He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
　　I say: "You no understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."
　　He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
　　
　　I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
　　I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
　　I’m gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci